Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face

Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.

by ern_dogg 232 v6 August 12, 2015

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 08, 2017

saratoga split

Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle

Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?

Guillermo: Half up, half down.

N: Also known as...?

G: Half down, half up?

N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."

by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 03, 2023

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 07, 2011

split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 25, 2014

twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.

we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do

by keisicky May 09, 2023

split fuck

Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.

Doug barrett is such a split fuck

He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser

by Scottyd131313 April 16, 2018