moose titty

noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.

Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!

by jld2 February 27, 2009

Moose Pussy

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.

B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval

1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!

2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it

Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!

by kain432234 September 14, 2010

Moose sex

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.

Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"

Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"

Man- "Hell Yeah!"

by winona August 13, 2005

moose knukle

A camel toe for big people

That girl has an enormous "moose knukle"

by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

Moose Jacket

An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"

by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010