Bulk Hulk

When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.

BULK HULK MY MOM TONIGHT.

by EddieBrock5 September 5, 2023

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

Hulked

Flexing your muscles so much that you rip your clothing.

Andre was acting a fool in the locker room earlier and accidently Hulked and ripped his shirt.

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020

Mini hulk

An Incredible hulk that fits in somebody's luggage.

The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

hulk piss

A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass

Fancy a pint of hulk piss?

by JB1980 November 8, 2013

Hulk

Someone strong and smart, who all those girls want

Logan is such a hulk. I wanna be like him.

by Sweet Jiminy Cricket! June 17, 2018

Hulking

The cowardly practice of ending a relationship/ situationship by acting like a dickhead so that the other person ends relations.

Often used as a precursor to ghosting, haunting and zombieing

“He turned into a heartless bastard overnight; I think he’s Hulking”

by forTFG♥️ April 12, 2019