Circus Trap

When narcissists lure you into joining their reality with ill intent behind their words/actions.

Becky : "John told me he loves me after 2 weeks of dating, but he hasn't even asked me what my middle name is."
Angela : "Sounds like a narcissist. Don't fall for that circus trap."
Becky : "Yeah, it seems like he can't get over himself. I'm gonna dump this clown. NEXT."

by disillusioned1 April 13, 2019

Turning a Girl into a Circus Clown

When you use your hand on a chicks head during a bj and her eyes water and the slobber makes her makeup runny and her nose turns red from you slamming her face into your pelvis.

It was awesome she let me use both hands and I turned her into a circus clown, her makeup was runny and her nose was bright red. Best head ever 🤡. I love turning a Girl Into a circus clown!

by WoodBalls January 25, 2021

three ring circus

The American political system.

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!

by bacodetaco January 24, 2024

Circus Wagon

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.

Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.

by Original_franz December 4, 2017

Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

Circus tent

What the COVID test sites look like.

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the best circus cookie.

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020