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Crispy Cheeks

This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.

Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
by addiiafrate April 24, 2022
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Soup Cheeks

When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.
"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."
by Prison Finish July 1, 2018
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Slut cheek

When a girl (usually spoiled) pretends that she does not give a fuck (when in reality she does) about a situation and says the word "shit" but she says it more like "shaaaat" moving her lips to the side and her cheek bulges out exposing acne scars. Usually done by somewhat unattractive (rich) girls that have been cheated on and stepped on by drug dealers.
Lizzys pretending not to care about me with her slut cheek.
by abelisious March 10, 2011
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Thatcher’s Cheek

A Nailsea cheek that has been gaped for a deep fucking by men of all shapes and sizes
“Oh I see you’ve got a smile, have you been in thatchers cheek today”

“Arghhh my balls are drained, I’ve been to Thatcher’s cheek today”
by Bigmanotfromnailsea April 8, 2021
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Cheek fatigue

An unusual tiredness of the cheek muscles usually caused by and associated with incessant smiling during a conversation.
My girlfriend and I both suffered from cheek fatigue after our video chat.
by DoUdV8 August 28, 2017
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Cheek rattler

A crippling fart that rattles the room to its core
We were hiding from the cops and Johnny let out a cheek rattler and got us busted.
by Grifter23 January 4, 2021
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Cheek peekers

A pair of shorts that don't quite cover the whole ass on a girl
Cindy was wearing cheek peekers so short I could almost see her uterus
by nudomae June 27, 2017
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