Brother of Vincent Van Gogh, who instead of cutting off his ear like his brother, proceeded to cut off his Dick. No one remembers Van Heaux because he was a terrible painter.
If you want to be famous, you have to have talent like Vincent Van Gogh, not just cut off your body parts like his brother Van Heaux.
by livvydomestic November 26, 2018
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Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
by AmeliaIsCool June 14, 2019
Get the van alstyne mug.Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.
This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.
This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
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---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018
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Get the God Van mug.Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
by Havince September 7, 2020
Get the Paedo van mug.The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
by Hypenta May 13, 2018
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