Superman

Something Soulja Boy has masturbated on.

Crank That - Soulja Boy (2007):

Chorus
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Batman: This is unacceptable. This asshole should get murdered.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Tha Superman

When a man an his lady are fighting because she didnt wana let him hit it tha night before so he waits till she goes to sleep an he closes his eyes an rolls tha Dice (or Jack's off) on to her back by her neck and grabs tha sheets and sticks them to it and then dips out an calls her in tha mornin to come thru its gunna be like she's superman comin to his rescue! 🥳Haha he he whoo whoo 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😜 😁😎

2 friends r kickin bak bullshittin an talkin ?about there lady's. One homie says somethin like u jus mad cus yo lady ain't letchu hit huh.an tha other homie says man I ain't Wana hit it anyways she needed some act right so I gave her tha Superman

by MargartaMix n TortillaChips September 15, 2023

liquid superman

The state at which a person's alcohol consumption warps them into superman and THEY THINK that they are capable of doing anything!

Everything was cool at the party until that short elf-looking dude got his "liquid superman" on. When he see that video of Big Frank stomping his ass out, bet you he won't try him again!

by purpleraider2626 June 7, 2010

Superman Solos

The entire Invisible and The Boys universes

Hym "The Boys can't exist in space and Superman can just drag viltrumites into the sun. And AS HE DRAGS VILTRUMITES INTO THE SUN... He ACTIVELY GETS STRONGER every time he does it. Superman Solos both."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

superman prime

A prime version of yourself. This definition came from a book called " Being Superman " by Christian Cassarly

I feel like superman prime.

by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020

being superman

A term used from the title of the book " Being Superman" written by the Author Christian Cassarly. It represents a individual doing their best by emulating the superhero's mentality of freedom, peace and justice.

Today I was "being superman" at my new job.

by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020

Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!

Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢

by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 17, 2023