Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.

Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?

by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024

Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.

Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.

by hardlyaware July 20, 2011

Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.

Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!

by BigPine007 December 10, 2019

uber-shocker

Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.

DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"

by tee cue34 February 24, 2008

waterville-mansfield shockers

Every guy at these schools is a gross yee yee boy with a mullet and wears hey dudes everyday. It’s so flat there with all the wheat fields and nothing to do besides hookup and so drugs. The guys also play girls better than they play football.

Omg did you hear about the waterville-mansfield shockers football team? they all suck !

by youdontknowme69420 October 5, 2021

xeno shocker

A variation of the shocker,where eight fingers in the stink, two in the pink.

I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker

by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019