Rachel

She's the goddess amongst gods.

She is married to the god Zeus and is the next Picasso

"She's hot... such a Rachel"

by Mymomeatstoes69 September 5, 2019

Rachel

A super funny girl that has a lot of friends a Rachel can be sarcastic and a Rachel only laughs and makes jokes to hide her pain. A Rachel is so selfconcious and has a lot of ( problems)

Rachel- im so fat I weigh like 70 pounds I'm not going to eat today

by Goteeeee1234 April 8, 2017

Rachel

Rachel is a retarded lying bitch who had two abortions and most likely has she/her in her profile

that bitch Rachel is so fucking retarded

by thehomie42069 June 7, 2021

rachel

1. A rachel, noun. The opposite of a cougar; One who has sexual desires for, or intends to marry multiple older women, commonly due to eccentric personalities or expertise in cooking.

"You're not a cougar, they're cougars. You're a rachel."

"I fear she's become somewhat of a rachel, wanting to marry those women for their cooking."

"Stop hitting on my mom, you're becoming a rachel."

by arrjuno44 August 20, 2011

Rachel

Crazy girl that won't leave a guy alone even after she breaks their heart. After their lies and completely destroying the guy emotionally they continue to drag them down with false patronization, telling them they're great guys, and guilty friendship, to "make them feel better."

Look, there's Rachel. I heard she dumped John because he wasn't good enough and now she won't leave the poor kid alone and he's all depressed and emotional.

by johnnyhorsecock236 June 12, 2011

rachel

look like albino harambe and is a fat bully who screams she has no freinds when she is talking to people at lunch.Also calls people gay when she is a lesbian

eww rachel

by isaacat aka 21 coughdrop March 20, 2017

Rachel

A really fake, manipulative, untrustworthy person. She makes everyone like you and then breaks your friendship by talking sh**t about you behind your back. She is also a compulsive liar. As much as she is 'liked' by many people, many people also hate her but are scared of her. A slut too, but hates hu with people.

'Friend' 1: Eww, why do you like Rachel? she's so fake
Friend 2: Why don't you like her, she's so nice

by oldspicebubbles01 January 29, 2017