the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

Plum Party

When someone you know is having a pity me day. Plum stands for Poor Little Undeserving Me.

Sandy: John keeps complaining about how hard school is!
Alexis: You don't want to get mixed up in that Plum party.

by CrankyBitch0420 October 15, 2010

plum glazing

When two guys are having anal sex and the one guy pulls out and creams on the others testicles

Nicky was banging Critter and gave him a good plum glazing for a job well done

by lebreezer May 17, 2023

Plum High School

A school in Pennsylvania where all the students are either spoiled, homophobic, transgender, fake, or weird. Fights happen a lot, and the teachers barely do anything about it. Most of the kids talk about killing themselves for attention. The girls bathroom is always packed with druggies. The boys bathroom is always a shit show with broken stalls or paper towels thrown everywhere. Master Faggot and Colonel Nut Sack are always the ones catching people smoking in the bathrooms but wont even snitch on one of their own students. Students don’t know how to drive or walk. The schools just an overall shitshow. They don’t know how to keep their students in line. They suspend up to 10 students a day for small things that don’t even matter. You can find bullets on the buses and hear kids talking about shooting up the school, but it never happens cause they’re a bunch of bitches.

“Dude Plum High Schools such an awful school. Did you hear about-“
“The 7 kids that got suspended? Yeah i know”

“dude how’d you know i was gonna say that”
“we go to the same school dumb fuck”

by Fuckplum57 November 4, 2023

Plum Humming

The act of taking a testicle in your mouth and humming a happy tune.

I was giving my man head last night , but when I started plum humming him he REALLY got off!

by Rebellion 999 June 9, 2021

Plums

A slang word for colorful golf balls that come in an assortment of colors like red, green, and yellow.

I picked up some new plums today, I can't wait to go play golf this week.
I hit a few plums into the water last round, no worries I'll pick up a new batch later.

I can't believe you hit that plum that far, your new to golf right?

by akarocket April 18, 2024

cunty plum

A used and bloodied tampon.

If you remove my cunty plum, I will let you do me during red week. She uttered all high-classy.

by Jedidee June 29, 2019