mitch kann

Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch

Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock

by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019

mitch

mitch is a type of kid that has a lot of friends, he is pretty like able but his jokes are corny.

“wow mitch that was mr hales terrible”

by grace707 October 15, 2019

Mitch

An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .

If you meet a mitch don’t lose him

Who is Mitch ? Oh he is my counselor friend

by Ukecamper2882 December 14, 2017

Mundane Mitch

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

by FeelingYachty April 22, 2018

Mitch Adrian Devries

A major pussy who is the basic embodiment of autism, the type of guy to think shrek is love shrek is life is still funny in 2018. Someone you should not approach unless the only thing you wanna taste is the cold barrel of your grandfathers shotgun in your mouth.

You think big shaq is still funny? Youre such a Mitch Adrian Devries

by YeetMasterJeff January 4, 2018

Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.

Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker

by charlz132 October 24, 2017

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018