Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant

"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.

Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night

by Wizzy dizzy October 20, 2019

Lube: (verb) create a compelling story that one wishes to hear out to the end. Finish the story with someone eating ass or something of that nature.

Yo man did you see Reefs sick Lube on MIMO last night?!

by Jynxxy June 30, 2018

Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!

is another word for love that often used by Jbeaumont97 in twitch.tv/drwallin

i lube you all drwH

by AllanTheKing November 25, 2016