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Nut knocked

My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.
by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019
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Knock daddys

"Damn man, those are some big knockers"

"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"
by Mason Canadian March 9, 2009
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Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 30, 2019
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Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.
Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."
by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012
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The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.
"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."
by Amynonomous May 13, 2014
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knock squad

When there's a couple in a relationship and both have hardcore drug problems
You saw Matt and Melissa? Yeah, I haven't seen that knock squad in a minute.
by Big timestuff April 20, 2018
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Bink-Knock

Someone who is a lame or good for nothing; to be considered faulty, useless or unsuitable.
1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".

2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".

3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".

4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".
by J Orchid February 20, 2011
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