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Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
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Pork Eye

Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary
by 010Rusty April 17, 2023
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eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.
Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.
by tea lesbian June 15, 2019
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Lemon eyes

The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.
Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.
by thatoneguywhoeatskids October 29, 2019
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eye tap

Checking out someone to the point that you imagined 'tapping that ass'.
Hey you see that Hottie?

Yeah, I already eye tapped that.
by Jzander July 4, 2007
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Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.
by Terrak9 June 29, 2014
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gapey eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.
What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?
by gaping eyes February 13, 2015
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