This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.
by Uselessmafia March 1, 2015
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A Human: Damn, how did Jenny get so fuckin' sexy? She was a complete fatass last summer.
Another Human: Oh, Jenny? She's on a pill diet now, so she doesn't pass out from starving herself.
Another Human: Oh, Jenny? She's on a pill diet now, so she doesn't pass out from starving herself.
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by Scumgoth August 10, 2017
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