jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019

Dan Povenmire

The creator of children’s shows Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy’s Law, and Hamster & Gretel. He also happened to create the minions! Thank him for it!

Thank you for creating the minions, Dan Povenmire!

by AnonymousUserNotWillingToLeave November 16, 2022

Dan Dick

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

by The m kk January 17, 2018

dan harte

small horny man who loves a good bus ride with people in the year below. looks twelve. looks ginger. is a nitty.

‘omg youre such a dan harte!?’

by kyra9999999 August 29, 2021

Dan Adams

A large,plump,kind boi that touches people up for fun, supports the Albion and loves sosig

Dan Adams tumbled down the hill, flattening it in the process

by Jo Mama243462 February 27, 2020

Dan Andrews

To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.

Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!

Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.

by Chookies August 7, 2021

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016