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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
mugGet the Jacksonville Birth Controlmug.

nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL
by mrs tosser September 22, 2025
mugGet the nigels chink birth signmug.

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy
yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy
by milfs 101 June 3, 2022
mugGet the birth canalmug.

the birth

"the birth of youtube"
by pollen01 March 26, 2024
mugGet the the birthmug.

Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing
"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."
by phantapants November 8, 2021
mugGet the Crowd Birthingmug.

Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019
mugGet the Birth Lotterymug.

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