couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

Sperm worm

The wiggly worm that made you

My sperm worm has been inserted

by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

Worm on a rock

A vagina on a chubbier chick where the curtain portion is covered by the large outside. Instead the vagina bulges out a little and all you see is a line, resembling a worm on a rock.

Damn, i was gonna go down on her, but it looked too much like a worm on a rock.

by fatvaghater July 1, 2011

Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008

Worm in the bum

When you forget something you were just about to say and it troubles you for a long time.

So what were you saying? Ah man, this is going to be a "worm in the bum"!

by Lulu5465 February 16, 2021