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nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.
The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."
by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013
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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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monkey flip

A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up
*Monkey flip*
*epic music playing in background*
by Robin<3 October 3, 2020
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field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.
Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017
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hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.
Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"
by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009
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Talentless Monkey

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey
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