The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016

Canadian Thanksgiving

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum

My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021

Ight thanks

You owe me a eureka

Ight thanks

Among us

by anonymous April 14, 2022

OMGGGG THANKS FOR X LIKESSSS

stop it

get some help

*types funny haha joke relatable ngl this is me comment*

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by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou May 18, 2023

Guard Up Kid Thanks

"Guard Up Kid Thanks" is used for when:
• You are playing someone in basketball and you do something good such as pop a three in there face
• A person is a non-defensive Pussyboi Fuckboi
• Someone is trash at 'something', while you are good at this 'something'.
This phrase can be used to get under someone's skin and get them mad or upset

*Hits a three in 2K* "Guard Up Kid Thanks"

by Camtheman75 May 20, 2017

A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...

What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....

by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019