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Thanos John Wick 

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.
He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.
Thanos John Wick by saugen September 26, 2018
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Thanos is Randall 

A theory of the creative mind of the GUNE

Thanos Chicken 

A chicken who has six Infinity Seeds and uses them for his whim. also he's a bitch
Larry: hey u want some thanos chicken hentai
Me: oh shit give me the sauce
Larry: jk lol
Me: i will fucking murder you

Thanos Brick

Doesn't exist but if he does, watch your Infinity Windows
Friend: Have you heard about that purple yeezy disintegrating all those brick walls?

Me: You mean Thanos Brick?

Thanos'd 

To lose something of it's value or amount in half due to random circumstances.
I haven't seen my neighbors cat in a while now, it must of got Thanos'd .
Thanos'd by chrispykreeme August 14, 2018

Thanos Copter 

The ancient relative to Thanos Car but heres the catch; it can fly.
Guy 1: Yo dude Thanos Car, Thanos Car
(guy two takes a deep breath)
Guy 2: Let me (an intellectual) enlighten you with Thanos Copter, Thanos Copter

Thanos Dick 

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color
Thanos Dick by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018