HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*
HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.
EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*
EVERYONE: *cheering*
HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.
EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*
by Mattran January 4, 2025

A big purple grape with an army of grapes who are trying to find shiny rocks so he can click his fingers and kill half of the lobby in fortnite
by America’s ass May 1, 2019

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.
thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

by Mattran January 4, 2025

Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s stayed in the bath for too long and got wrinkly. Also collects rocks for fun.
by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019

The most beautiful person in the world, loving, caring and a really good friend . Either you are his girlfriend or just a friend , he will be there for you through thick and thin. There is no better personality than Thanos's
-Look at that cutie over there
- I know , right? He is too hot to exist
- I think I might be having illusions
- If he is not a Thanos, he can't be from this earth
- I know , right? He is too hot to exist
- I think I might be having illusions
- If he is not a Thanos, he can't be from this earth
by Fistikia November 20, 2021
