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Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie
Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”
by Bread boiii September 2, 2025
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testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
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testicle fuck

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
by Cloverman January 20, 2016
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《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》

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《¤》Cut《¤》My《¤》Testicles《¤》
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
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Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce
by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022
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dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it
shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
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Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.
Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.
by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021
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