Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

teach

short for teacher, usually used insultingly

yo man i got that bitchy english teach next period....

by rush8192 December 13, 2004

teacheritis

Disease found in teachers who have to deal with students suffering from senioritis. Symptoms are similar to those of the sudents yet affecting test grading, staff meetings attendance, etc.

Diego: Dude did Mr. Smith come today?
Seb: Nah man. All his classes today were with seniors so he succumbed to teacheritis.

by Seb R. February 23, 2008

Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.

Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.

by goldnugget December 20, 2019

teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.

Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!

by Jason (fart) Master May 23, 2010

sluty teacher

is a teacher who happens to be sluty. aka likes sleeping around with a degree.

"today my teacher slept with my best friend during lunch just so she wouldn't have to fail him"!

by pixie dust July 8, 2004

telant

The inability to type correctly when someone is standing behind you looking over your shoulder.
Derived from the word 'telnet' that is always mis-typed as telnat, among IT networking professionals when a co-worker is standing behind them.

John get really bad telant whenever anyone is standing in his cube.

by dyslexic kev September 5, 2006