The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.
"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"
Typical Fake-tard comment:
"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "
Typical Fake-tard comment:
"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "
by Dr. Claw February 12, 2010
Get the Fake-tardmug. A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.
by James Mynott December 3, 2006
Get the Tard ballmug. A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.
by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006
Get the handi-tardmug. A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007
Get the Jack Tardmug. a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
by alana jonas March 7, 2010
Get the 'tard slapmug. by lane dittoe December 19, 2008
Get the text tardmug. When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.
Usually used as a stubsitute for :
"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"
Usually used as a stubsitute for :
"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"
by Souza July 14, 2004
Get the Fuck-Tardmug.