tard mode 

an episode of full on stupidity, nonsense, and basically full on retard behavior

“i was so hyper this morning i was on straight tard mode”
“bro those xans always got him on tard mode”

tard mode by no snitchin May 31, 2018

'Tard Rock 

Short for Retarded Rock
New punk rock, the crappy kind.

Guy 1- Hey, what music does Fall Out Boy play?
Guy 2- 'Tard Rock.

'Tard Rock by rent_junkie January 10, 2008

Tard Leash 

A leash designed to keep a retard at bay. It can be made to attach to the chest or the neck of the supposed retard.

HEY LADY!! Put that crazy retard on a Tard Leash.

Tard Leash by elcamino88 January 4, 2008

Tard strong 

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

Tard strong by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008

tard spotting 

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.

taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"

tard spotting by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011

tard speed 

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

tard speed by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014

tard of fucks 

a person, who is the king and or more likely the queen of all fucking retards

tard of fucks by Anonymous June 11, 2003