Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020

Tactical Absence

Being a pussy

Tiny business man utilized a tactical absence

by branananabert November 30, 2020

tactical_zach

he is a fucking goat that is an epic vancouver high command member. canuckman88 is his best friend that. mass criminal on mango counto. has an epic gaming pc that smokes when we start rocket league bois

tactical_zach is the got

by tacto zacto December 3, 2020

tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 4, 2021

Tactical Thursday

a tactical thursday is when u take a day off school preferably a thursday, cause to be honest who wants to go to school on a thursday, this reference works for any day to, just put tactical infront of the day

Steve: yo bro you hear there’s a test tomorrow

Josh: fuck that shit bro, i’m taking a tactical thursday
Steve: that’s my boy

by Miinxto August 4, 2021

Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"

"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"

by Dooctor September 6, 2021

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021