Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

Tactical Nigga Fuck

While your laying face down on the bed and a large black man launches himself like a frog across the room. Landing his large throbbing shlong into that bare ass, positioning himself like Spider-Man, and going absolutely ham on them cheeks.

Cliff : I’m gonna “Tactical Nigga Fuck” you

Tyler : Yes please

by Retardedonius July 8, 2025

Tactical Manipulation

Breaking the rules in a way not seen as cheating.

“When I faked an injury and tricked the other team to not pay as much attention, it was tactical manipulation.”

by Ollie’s Coping Zone September 30, 2025

business tactical

Attire worn by former military personnel and/or security contractors. Generally consisting of high end hiking books, cargo khaki of various colors, and a tucked in polo shirt or button-down shirt with a vent system. Pockets to hold various weapons (I.e. Knives and cell phones) are a must.

Bob: Look at that guy. He must be some sort of archeologist.
Norm: No. That's Tom. He has to go train some Marines today. After getting out of the Army, he traded in his uniform for business tactical.

by business casual, casual Friday June 27, 2010