Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.

The Knights of the Lunch Table own face.

by Tomohashi November 7, 2007

Run the Table

This saying comes from playing pool. It means to sink all of the balls on the table, not giving the competing party a chance to even shoot. In pool if you sink a ball you get to shoot again and keep shooting until you miss. Only if you miss does the other party get to shoot and keep shooting until he misses.

It has moved to other areas meaning to win it all, for instance a team winning all of its games in a season.

They will run the table, winning all of their games this year.

by Piper3456 October 7, 2016

tablespoon

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?

by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

table

a new way to call a girl with a small upper body

Yo bro, she's like a table. She doesn't have anything but legs.

by weedoholic June 5, 2017

Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022