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Hobo Trout

Sometimes you need a fuck so you go look for some hobo trout who will screw for a ham sandwich.
by Griz October 30, 2004
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slap truth

When you make a truthful statement, that is so brutally honest its as if you slapped the person in the face with the truth.
Dude: Guy, you're so ugly you couldn't get hit on at a convention for the blind.
Guy: Ouch, that's harsh.
Bro: Slap Truth!
by J. Roget April 5, 2006
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call truth

Matt: hey becca did you know that I know Jay-z ?

Becca: I call bullshit !!
Matt: I call truth

Becca: so annoying this expression never gonna be a thing
by champion0304 November 17, 2013
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Moon-Truther

A Moon-Truther is someone who believes that the moon itself is fake.
1 in 5 people don’t believe in the moon. Nicknamed “Moon-Truthers”, these skeptics insist that the Moon is merely a holographic projection.
by KyBer Leger July 30, 2020
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gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
by loljk12345 March 13, 2015
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Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.
If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.
by MrHead April 25, 2022
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Truther

A now stereotypical, thereby ad-hominem label for an individual who is sceptical about world events. Such scepticism largely emanated from the events of 9/11.

Some individuals embrace the term while others see it as a convenient label to paint all with the same brush.
Pro: I'm a truther, I look at the empirical evidence that wasn't in the official 9/11 commission report.

Con: You're just another one of those "truthers"! Inside job people.
by IAmChange February 23, 2011
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