Ass to nose traffic 

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

Ass to nose traffic by trilo September 9, 2010

Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic 

When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.

Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today

Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic by Grammando October 6, 2021

Sex Traffic 

Sex Traffic is usually what a man whore gets when he's planned too many fucking meetings.

"Pimp #1: Sorry ma nizzle, but this nigga's got a large Sex Traffic list; get to ya lata, nigga." "Pimp #2: Aww shit, why does HE always get Sex Traffic?

Sex Traffic by Matsumoto October 6, 2004

stuck in traffic 

when nathan says that he is stuck in traffic it means that he has only just woken up and now poppin' in the shower.

corr i feel like doing a nathan and saying i am stuck in traffic today.

stuck in traffic by sam135246 November 30, 2011

Air Traffic Control

A way of indirectly calling a person out on something. This is best done over the phone or on a person-to-person communication program, such as ventrilo or the default ones used in many online video games. The process generally begins with a static sound and followed by slightly masking your voice to purposely sound like you're talking through a cheap microphone.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Urban Dictionary, stop being so amazing, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Steven, quit being a faggot, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to World of Warcraft, quit ruining my life, over.

Air Traffic Control by Razzista/Incubizzle/Xanthiris July 17, 2009

san francisco traffic jam 

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

san francisco traffic jam by blane green January 30, 2014

non-traffic 

the lack of traffic.

wow, there sure is a lot of non-traffic!

we ran into a lot of non-traffic on the way home.

the non traffic during anti-rush hour was fabulous.

non-traffic by josh davis20 January 12, 2008