taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.

Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

Taking the dog to the park

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a transexual person

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

by T-Kabs April 28, 2010

taking dubs

Means winning, as in taking W's/wins. Usually referred to when people are playing Fortnite.

"Yo man I was playing fortnite the other day."
"Oh yeah? Were you taking' dubs?"
"Ooh you bet! 14 kills in one game man!"

Taking dubs: winning

by eatmybinion May 31, 2018

Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

by Coiked April 13, 2004

towing

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"

by hannah f January 9, 2008

Taking Back Sunday

The best f***in band on the face of the earth..and by the way ive seen them live and they definitely DO NOT suck like this other person said. ROCK ON TAKING BACK SUNDAY

Taking Back Sunday is a cool band.

by a smart brunette October 5, 2003

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006