A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.
There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.
Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.
Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
by Ydnim November 12, 2018
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Get the Eliot Thompson mug.Thumb shaped humans that live in the North-East that begin to smell from the slime that forms in the armpits due to a lack of bathing and excessive sweating from obesity accompanied by baggy clothing when humans usually reach a weight over 300lbs and is at least 6'2.
Elie used to be a stud but after all those nuggets and Oreos he is having a hard time showering. He's literally turning into a Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre!
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Get the Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre mug.A highschool on the side of the hiway in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of wannabe hicks and stoners. Also all trying to get with rocky kids bc they’re all related at dt and they’re all backstabbing hoes who love their friends boyfriends/girlfriends
Omg is that my cousin? “Probably if he’s from David Thompson highschool!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”
“This person from David Thompson highschool has a significant other” “probably your cousins significant other so you should try and get with him!”
by #fairygirl December 14, 2021
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Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck
by Fominroman October 7, 2021
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I was trying to drive, change the song and thumb out something on my phone at the same time; that's why I didn't see you.
I was trying to drive, change the song and thumb out something on my phone at the same time; that's why I didn't see you.
by JakeinthedirtyD April 1, 2011
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