Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

Gamers Blur

When playing a video game for an excessive amount of time your eyes get tired and your vision blurs. this is a common problem for CoD gamers and WOW players.

Person 1: Dude, iwas playing CoD last night and my eyes were so tired, my vision went all fuzzy.

Person 2: sorry bro, you got a case of gamers blur.

Person 3: FUCK!

by ILiveUnderYoBed April 22, 2011

gamer chrill

Gay gamer that’s most likely black with a small fat dick, his name is chrille and is good at gaming but gay so it doesn’t matter. He is a member of the Gekyume klan that means he chose the gay way

I met this gamer chrill we were gaming and he sucked me off

by ME IS JEEP January 3, 2019

gamer nectar

gamer nectar is a concoction of different liquids that include ball sweat, pee, cum, and gamer girl bath water. You can make gamer nectar by mixing these liquids together in a plastic bin and putting forks in the bin and microwaving it. Drinking gamer nectar results in a higher FPS in games

person 1: i just made some sweet succulent gamer nectar
person 2: aw sweet give me some of that shit
person 3: amurterrs... i drincc that boof every day!!!1!!!! 😳

by himigane January 15, 2022

Gamer's Gap

The shape that a gaming headset or any type of over-the-head headphones makes in your hair after a gaming session. This shape can also occur when you are listening to music for a long time without taking the headphones off. This usually occurs in people with shorter hair

Gamer: I didn't take my headset off for four hours and my hair got a gamer's gap
Gamer 2: I hate that bullshit it makes me look like an upside down cereal bowl!!

by yooboy1116 March 31, 2015

Gamers Dozen

Loosely used by new age griefing group "Successors of Slime", A Gamers Dozen is generally believed to be sixteen. However, the term can be used in a comical sense to refer to a completely arbitrary number.

gamer1: hey bro, got any dynamite to grief vicamas27's base?
gamer2: yeah, about a gamers dozen
gamer1: send em through my friend )

by Viddy O'Gaim September 20, 2019

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018