man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study
by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014
Get the asian alarmclockmug. The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
by BrynnBang89 February 11, 2021
Get the Asian parentsmug. To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.
"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"
"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."
"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."
by GenBean July 22, 2016
Get the asian wastedmug. Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.
Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.
Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
by J5T June 13, 2011
Get the Asian scenemug. a factory or aftermarket spoiler on a small car which is strictly ornamental and does nothing for the performance of the vehicle.
by jimmy_d787 August 26, 2010
Get the Asian wingmug. When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.
After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.
When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
by dkyn September 27, 2012
Get the Asian Sitdownmug. by Red4728472 December 11, 2019
Get the Asian Tinglesmug.