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Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022
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toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023
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Toad

The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021
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Toad

A racist, derogatory ethnic slur used to refer to a black person in Prison.
by Slick Dude September 14, 2020
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Toad

Toad is the best!
by bigmacs69 December 27, 2023
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toad in the hole

while also a large yorkshire pudding meal with sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.
"If your ass isn't burning from that vindaloo, how about I give you some toad in the hole?"
by britain is ballz December 20, 2023
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Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS
by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021
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