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sausage shocker

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!
by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
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Shocker

When A person is having sex and he accidentally slips it up her butt.
He gave me a shocker jessica!
by That Black Girl June 6, 2015
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shocker

To "Joe Biden" an unsuspecting, unwilling female staffer, consequence-free for leftist politicians.
I heard you liked me, man. Time for your shocker, you dog faced pony soldier.
by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit May 18, 2020
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Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth
Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh
by Fyshisback January 29, 2022
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The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.
The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
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Walker Shocker

When a girl stickes her fingers up a guys bum hole
Coffee likes it when he gets the Walker shocker
by Windham maine March 11, 2016
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