spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.

Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.

by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023

map fallin’

When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.

“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”

by DiMarieV December 11, 2024

Cuddle-map

The process of mapping every curve,inch, muscle ripple and scent while cuddling your loved one.

While holding each other before they departed they found themselves cuddle-mapping.

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Map Control

In video game jargon, a polite way of saying camping. MLG players often like to use it to make themselves sound like they're doing something technical or difficult, when in reality they're really just sitting in one spot and shooting people who come along.

"Hey man you should have seen the way I was in game last night! I was practicing some major map control!"

"Dude, you just sat in a corner the whole game with the rocket launcher."

by Mr.TIBBS! July 16, 2016

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023