greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.

Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!

by Mealoil July 9, 2010

Ball grease

The build up under your balls

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.

by Madison20691 May 30, 2006

Coon Grease

1. A word that is used to describe a negros greasy oiled hair
2. African American hair which can cause one to slip on the floor like a banana peel. when you come accros coon grease please place a caution greasy floor sign up on the floor so your fellow caucasians dont break they self!

Wow if we rang all the coon grease out of your hair we could wax madd cars! damn!!!!

ron: damn i just slipped on a banana peel
don: nah dude that was shaquams coon grease from after he did that hand stand!

by peterbattista November 3, 2006

Grease Face

A Person with an oily face. Usually the face is shiny with the appearance of having grease on their face. Most of the time it is accompanied by acne

Person 1:"Hey, do you know Victor?"
Person 2:"The one that thinks he works for Atlantic?"
Person 1:"Yeah, HIM!"
Person 2:"Yeah, That Grease Face"

by Manovich Sucks May 16, 2008

monkey grease

Chewing Tobacco

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!

by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

Grease lightning

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.

Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore

by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017