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frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.
'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'
by little manboy September 20, 2015
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hot frosty

a really good-lookin' corpse that makes you seriously consider necrophilia.
"Edward Cullen is a total hot frosty. I'd like to do a little sucking myself."
by Dichead January 19, 2009
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frosty log

its when u blow your load in the girls ass, or guy if thats what floats your boat, and when they shit, it comes out glazed and frosty
"there is a frosty log in the toilet mom!"
by larsie May 31, 2006
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Frosty Snowman

The act of sticking a penis in ice and/or snow. Then once cold you begin intercourse with a woman, or, in a homosexual's case: a man.
Frosty the Snowman gave his wife Mrs. Snowman a Frosty Snowman.
by QuailFeather January 11, 2009
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frosty buns

When you leave cakes in the fridge for too long and forget all about them, this is what you get.
The man forgot about his cakes one night. Years later, he had frosty buns.
by Winterbaby Fenton Noir January 13, 2015
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Frosty Wingman

The act of banging your friends girlfriend on the top of a bunkbed, only to have semen drip down on your sleeping friend below. Its mean and cold heart-hearted hence "Frosty Wingman"
"After everyone passed out at the party I totally pulled a frosty wingman on shelly last night. Nick didnt seem to notice till his face got warm.
by 63D July 14, 2011
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Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?
by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010
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