the dirty needle

A blow job right after anal.

I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.

by The naughty magician May 5, 2016

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the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause September 6, 2016

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The Dirty Dick Devontè

When performing anal sex, just before climax the male member pulls out and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Who then transfers the load into his anal cavity. Where he then evacuates the load into the females vagina

It was Mary and I's one year anniversary so I treated here to The Dirty Dick Devontè.

by Dirty Dick Dangler Daniel the August 20, 2016

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The Dirty CathaRUNS

A bowel movement that has past maturity and has been clinched to a point of a fourceful explosion. When finally released, the fource causes the poo to hit not only the bowl but the tank behind as well. Also could be achieved during the seating process in a rooster tail fashion. Also known as the KT Rooster Tail or Mis-fire of the old mud gun.

Bro at least clean up if you're going to have The Dirty CathaRUNS.

by Heathdaddy August 28, 2016

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