alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018

Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.

Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!

by Fief888888 July 3, 2020

Alan

he is the bestest boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s there when you need him and always puts a smile on your face. It’s forever you and me baby

“Who do you love the most ?”
Oh that’s easy it’s gotta be Alan

by Oakley mai June 20, 2024

Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022

Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

Alan

Fine ass foo from Los Ángeles with a lined ass beard, wears fresh ass 501s heard he likes a morenita from the 626

Alan is a handsome fine ass foo

by anonymous November 22, 2021