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Mou Tai Drinking Rules

When drinking Mou Tai, the rules that apply are:

1) If you ever forget the name of it, you are liable to take one more shot.

2) If you pretend you didn't forget the name of it, you have to take another shot.
Brent broke the Mou Tai Drinking rules and now has to take a shot of Mou Tai because he forgot the name.
by Dodgersfan September 28, 2009
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Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low]

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
by Henry III May 26, 2014
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pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.
I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.
by Smitty February 25, 2003
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intelligently interacting with the opposite sex to get their attention in a romantic way ; flirting ; convincing one romantically in a deceiving or cohersive way
If someone unknowingly is being persuaded into a realtionship.

Women drops her pencil as a prospective suitor walks by and recieves help in order to iiwtostgtaiarw (ee-ee-wuh-tost-guh-tay-ar-wah).
by tweetybirdbubbles October 23, 2011
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The next part of a beautiful quote from a great anime which includes school boys who goes through obstacles and struggles at school but in the end everyone Is happy, a great watch!☺
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Person2: ooo I love that anime quote!
by Globglobgagolab5372 February 8, 2021
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Tai velaquez

A very famous youngster with mad abs, he has an 8 pack. He can always get the gyals and never fails to do so. Only ugly girls reject him but he doesn’t want them anyway. He does NOT have erectile disfunction like he claims to have however has a 7” willy ready for the ladies! If you see him or are friends with this total G feel lucky because he had a Lamborghini huracan
Oli: tai velaquez is sexy mate
Raj: I know I’ve met him

Oli: *dies*
Raj:*dies*
by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018
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Tay Nicole

Noun: An actress known for her love of Botox and misuse of cosmetic fillers.

Verb: To cause a scene, or attract attention by being loud or obnoxious.

Adjective: Trendy for the wrong reasons; tacky; obnoxious.
“She totally got her forehead done over summer break. It’s like she wants to be tay nicole!”

“I need a double shot of expresso- STAT! Go get one from crafty before I tay nicole with everyone in here “

“Brittany bought Instagram followers and started using reels with cliché quotes this weekend. She’s being so tay nicole”
by actorsnetworking September 17, 2022
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