side swiped

when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.

indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick

(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)

Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me

by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010

swiped

adj. a person who has a negative quality that would make you want to swipe left on their profile on a dating app

That guy is so swiped, he still lives with his parents.
Stop acting so swiped, I know you're not dumb
You legit look so swiped, put on some makeup or something.

by arielleora December 27, 2017

swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..

You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.

by Bao Nguyen June 2, 2007

swipe

penis, preferably a big one

That man's swipe was swackin'!!!

by J. Threadgill February 26, 2008

swipe

when something goes favorably (i.e. you get something for free, something good happens, someone does something for you, or you win in some way). if multiple events occur that are characteristic of a "swipe," then they can be called a double-swipe, triple swipe, multi-swipe, etc.

Guinevere: Hey, Eleanor! I just met these two guys who are super hot and are doctors.

Eleanor: Um, double swipe!

by aitasha March 10, 2009

Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin

"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."

by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009

swishmitten

a soggy vagina that fits like a glove.

last night i was face deep in her swishmitten!

by mitten-expert August 22, 2011