Swanning

the week period between royal death and coronation when its legal to hunt and eat swans in the UK

tom and bill decided to go swanning to celebrate the death of the queen

by mithos london May 20, 2022

Swanning

The period between when the queen dies, and the next coronation, when all the swans in the UK become fare game in a purge-style event. Local parks become tasty tasty bloodbath, and there's foie gras for all!

Bro, Liz is dead, we going swanning fam? Yes blad, Let me get me garden sheers!

by FoxBear May 20, 2022

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Dull Swans

A term for a couple who would rather lay in bed making swan sounds than having sex.

I’d rather be dull swans tonight as the tacos have really hit me hard.

by Bigeagle5 January 25, 2022

SWAN SWAN SWAN YEAH

a iconic line from secret story of the swan.

Friend: SWAN SWAN SWAN YEAH
Friend 2: Yass! Stan IZ*ONE.

by slayc February 1, 2022

indirect swan

the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swan for a direct swan.

muzzy-=cD almost dodged spyder-=cD's shrapnel.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Swan

A Giant Fucking Idiot

Guy 1: Hey You see that Girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: She’s a Fucking Swan

by Kimar_ December 29, 2020