pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?

by kittsy December 24, 2012

cim surprise

Cim Surprise

I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.

by Asianpoker January 31, 2022

surprised meme

That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.

The surprised meme confused everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017

Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from

Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"

by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023