Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.
Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!
Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.
Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.
by Weasel August 6, 2004
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One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.
The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008
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me " dude I fucking hate tourist they black ball the beach at 10 during the summer so from dawn patrol till then if some white trash SOB on a boogie board is in my water he's chum"
by "BaddAssKiwi" April 15, 2004
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WTF is up with land locked ppl trying to dress like surfers its a lifestyle not a fashion statment you nunce
WTF is up with land locked ppl trying to dress like surfers its a lifestyle not a fashion statment you nunce
WTF is up with the new generation of surfers where's the soul brah BTW I hate tourists that crowd SoCal beaches and the black ball shite the yanks do here in Nz and Oz we run those bitches over ats wot their there for aint it?
by BaddAssKiwi April 15, 2004
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like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.
like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.
by Dan May 13, 2005
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