Super Straight

gay slang for a closeted man who has a piss and shit kink

person 1: are you gay?
person 2: nah, I'm super straight *wink* *wink*
'proceeds to make out'

by MettatonNeo13 March 5, 2021

super straight

a sexuality made where male / females can be included in LGBTQ+ without coming out as gay because they’re p*ussies.

oh yeah i’m super straight but i’m actually gay on the down low.

by fyb1312 March 6, 2021

super straight

Someone who is transphobic, so feels the need to come up with their own “sexuality” for themselves in order to justify it.

“He doesn’t want to date women who happen to be trans so he identifies as super straight”

“Dude that’s super transphobic!”

Yeah it is.

by user472827b00bies March 9, 2021

Super Straight

People that are super straight only date Women that are born Women

I am coming out as super straight

by Ethans Fetish March 5, 2021

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Despite what people may say, super straight is a code word that is used by gay furry men with inflation fetishes to idenify each other. It is also represented by the colors black and orange (just like the app grindr, a gay dating app.)

Guy 1: I'm super straight!
Guy 2: Ew. Gross.

by Owo Lord sorry everytgin March 7, 2021