suicide fart 

To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.

Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart

suicide fart by Markomighty May 12, 2014

suicide nut 

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

suicide nut by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017

Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

Suicide Walker by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018

suicide stack 

The amount of each cryptocurrency coin/token you will need to have in a portfolio to make you want to commit suicide at some later date if you ended up losing it all before the coins/tokens moon during the upcoming bull market.

In 2010 Gary threw away his hard drive containing the keys to his suicide stack of 10,000 btc. Every time he reflects on this he want to kill himself now that in 2021 this btc would be worth half a billion dollars.

Poem written on biz from when $LINK cost $3.69 in 2019:
nulinkers follow me
latelinkers follow me
yacht party 1000 link is the entry fee
a suicide stack used to cost nothin
now it's like 4 grand
when reddit buys start dumpin
thats the game plan
i seen a forbes article yesterday
said chainlinks useless
yes bog?
publish ze fud
he sold?
do it.
goin to the moon like everyday
sit home shit post im gettin paid
every minute i made your minim wage
im a neet piss jug like lemonade
no cage for me
no wage cage for me
suck it bezos no cage for me

suicide stack by benevolentajax February 23, 2021

suicide wank 

When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!

suicide wank by Shane Hassett January 13, 2008

suicide slushy 

It is the epic type of slushy

The crazy insane suicidal flavor of slushy

Its when you go to a place with more than one flavor of slushy and you combined them all together to create a super mixture.

Person 1 - "Hey I am going to the gas station. Want anythin?"

Person 2 - "Ya get me a suicide slushy."

suicide slushy by BigC-RR November 18, 2010

Suicide Forest 

Logan Paul’s favourite place in the world

PersonA: Hey you know Logan Paul

PersonB: The one who loves the suicide Forest?
PersonA: yeah that one

Suicide Forest by Clubpenguincanfuckme July 22, 2018