park-and-suck

park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.

David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.

by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014

cry-suck

when little kids cry so hard they can't breath any more, trying to suck in air. kind of like hiccups but with alot more noise and you really want to slap the child to shut it up.

"Stop all that cry-suck you gonna die if keep it up.....thats if it gets to you before i do!"

by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008

Crowd suck

The act of giving a random guy at a concert a blow job

Bro that fat bitch is giving that guy crowd suck

by Crowd suck69 July 18, 2016

sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.

Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019

Hot Suck

The act in which a women or man performs oral sex after eating something very spicy.

Juan: Damn why were you screaming last night? Was she that crazy?
Jostin: Damn she was wild. Has me praying to god after she ate hot cheetos and started to do the Hot Suck

by JadedNox April 3, 2019

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by i hate this web site September 21, 2017

Jail Suck

The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.

That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck

by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010