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Life

Not the only thing that knocks people down.
Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020
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life

life is a little idea of an exam that everyone fails and hates
by okfijkfijif November 20, 2020
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life

by 1drox January 28, 2015
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a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...
P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"
mugGet the a lifemug.

Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.
Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
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Life

John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok
by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021
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