Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese

A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"

by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012

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